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Joke of the Day

"So I was talking to the devil, and I asked him about his job... He told me ""It's soul crushing and I love it."""

"Why did the witch go commando? She needed some better grip on her broomstick."

"JUST ONE MORE STD TILL I'M OFFICIALLY A JERSEY SHORE MEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I started observing extremists Wanted to find out what made them tick... tock... boom"

"What burns longer, a red or a green candle? Neither, they both burn shorter."

"I've written a musical called Fish. It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter."

"What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !"

"How did Will Smith get caught for committing 1st degree murder? He left fresh prints all over the scene."

"I don't have a horse running in the Derby but my money is on Sarah Jessica Parker."

"If a judge loves the sound of his own voice, then expect a long sentence."