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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? He was too far out man."
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"Do you know the definition of a bonehead? Someone who's marrow minded."
"Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. On your return ask where your child is."
"What's the difference between a radical feminist and a suicide bomber? One's being triggered and one's pulling the trigger."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No you're a poo!"
"Q: When does a bed grow longer? A: At night, because two feet are added to it."
"What is M. Night Shamalan's favorite game? Twister."
"If a cannibal kills me he better have the right kind of Zip-loc bags! If I get tossed out because of freezer burn I'm going to be pissed!"
"What do polite Japanese people eat? Arigatoni"
"Sex is a lot like chess. It takes practice to be good. You have to adapt quickly to your partner's moves. You're gonna sacrifice some horses"