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Joke of the Day
"My math teacher called me average. How mean!"
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"What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet? Aloha Snackbar"
"Left work, txted wife ""Coming homo."" Then I txted her ""Haha whoops, I meant BEcoming homo."""
"Petting my dog with a spatula cause I'm too lazy to reach and he is too lazy to move closer Why is there a spatula in my room?"
"A little Jewish boy asks his Jewish father for 40$... Father: 30$! what do you need 20$ for?!"
"Relationships are like Algebra... You look at your X and wonder Y."
"I used to trust my farts..... But then shit got real."
"Area man gains z axis, becomes volume man, won't stop yelling"
"How much money do porn stars make? A fuckload."
"My resolution last year was to lose 25 lbs. Anyone know how I can lose 50lbs in an hour and fifteen minutes?"