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Joke of the Day
"Area man gains z axis, becomes volume man, won't stop yelling"
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"So the Zika virus causes tiny brains huh? Something something something Congress something something Donald Trump."
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"Leg Chat: What did the left leg say to the right leg? Q: What did the left leg say to the right leg? A: ""That one in the middle thinks he's hard."""
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"All I want from a woman is for her to hold my hand, look into my eyes, and tell me it's ok to get out of her bushes."
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they."