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Joke of the Day
"Left work, txted wife ""Coming homo."" Then I txted her ""Haha whoops, I meant BEcoming homo."""
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"""Doctors report a new super effective painkiller."" Its axed shaped for splitting headaches!"
"What is the speed of sex? 68... because at 69 you have to turn around"
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