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Joke of the Day
"The past, the present, and the future all walk into a bar It was tense."
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"I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pi*sed. Not my fault they don't have Windows."
"A comma is the difference between ""Yesterday, I met the strippers, Donald Trump, and Hillary Clinton."" and ""Yesterday, I met the strippers, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton."""
"LeAnn Rimes No, it doesn't."
"Fish must be like super sad because it probably took a whole lot of tears to fill the whole ocean."
"A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs. The Customs official says ""Have you got anything to declare?"" He thinks a second and he says ""It's a nice-a day!"""
"A blonde and a brunette are exchanging wild stories... Brunette: ""have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" Blonde: *ponders for a moment* ""No but I've been swung around by the tits before!"""
"It's a well know fact that Elton John is an excellent pianist. But did you know he sucks on the organ?"
"I made a joke about periods the other day It was bloody awful"
"I received a lighter as a gift from my gf and it broke after a single use. I told her that there was a spark missing in our relationship. Edit: Spelling. Any Improvements to this joke appreciated."