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Joke of the Day
"How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!"
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"I have discovered that theirs no popcorn in popcorn chicken. I guess there's no point in bothering with hash browns then."
"What do you call a phobia of machetes? Common sense"
"Animal Crackers... ... despised by gluten-free people and vegans"
"I have started a band called Free Beer. When people see our sign 'Free Beer Tomorrow at 9PM' I'm sure everyone is going to be there."
"What emotion does a tree feel every spring? Relief"
"Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page set to star in a sci-fi adaptation of Colin Kaepernick's career. *Interception*"
"The restaurant scene from When Harry Met Sally, but just me getting a pat down from airport security."
"Congratulations to Charlie Hedbo for selling 3 million issues this week. I guess cartoons featuring Mohammed can be quite prophetable."
"What did the socialists use before candles? Electricity"