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Joke of the Day

"Animal Crackers... ... despised by gluten-free people and vegans"

"I'm no fan of Smokey the Bear. He's just the first step on the slippery slope to vigilantism."

"what do you call a red head's problem? a ginger ail"

"The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!"

"What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake? **Hiss**-panic"

"If you're the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room."

"What does spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have either as a child you are unlikely to enjoy it as an adult."

"I wish I could unhinge my jaw so when the dentist says ""open wide,"" I could really wow him."

"Recently in court, I was found guilty of being egotistical I am appealing (-Stewart Francis)"

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? Turned into a field."