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Joke of the Day

"Congratulations to Charlie Hedbo for selling 3 million issues this week. I guess cartoons featuring Mohammed can be quite prophetable."

"Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day.. Light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"I'm interested in anything with a possible ""loss of appetite"" side effect."

"Sexual Innuendo is really funny until you shove it down someones throat."

"A Native American just published a novel Critics consider it a Seminole work."

"How do you get a Jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve."

"How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong."

"Me: Do you have any mini-ipods in stock? Guy: what color? Me: Any color. Guy: We don't have any. You Sir, have achieved stupid greatness."

"Take me down to the paraphrase city. Where it's nice."

"S&M My wife and I are into S&M. She goes to Sleep, I Masturbate."