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Joke of the Day
"What did the socialists use before candles? Electricity"
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"What do you call a starving parrot? A polynomial!"
"Women belong in the House ...and the Senate"
"What kind of fence goes on strike? A picket fence."
"Hubs proposed to me with a really cool flash mob and a medley of Nirvana hits. JK. He was like, ""I wanna marry you."" And I was like, ""K."""
"I tried to use the bury a dog above a body trick the graveyard employee didnt let me"
"At the risk of offending my fans, I finally bought an air conditioner"
"Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing: ""He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."""
"Just failed my theory test. Apparently female drivers aren't a hazard."
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