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Joke of the Day

"I have started a band called Free Beer. When people see our sign 'Free Beer Tomorrow at 9PM' I'm sure everyone is going to be there."

"To avoid being raped when I am in jail... I stick a tube of toothpaste up my ass for complete cavity protection."

"In Soviet Unicorn, rainbow poops you!"

"What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !"

"I like my men, like I like my subway A foot long."

"If you're going through Hell, keep going."

"Girls are like squaring numbers... If their under 18, just do them in your head."

"A termite walks into a bar and asks ""is the bartender here?"" Is the bar tender here?"

"how is an antivirus similar to porn? You don't have to pay for it."

"Two prostitutes were walking down the street when one said to the other ""Girl, we're gonna be making some money tonight. I can smell dick in the air."" The other says ""Bitch please. I just burped."""