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Joke of the Day
"What kind of murderer has moral fiber? A cereal killer."
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"What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur??? Allahsaurus!"
"COP: careful, this guy's insane DETECTIVE: ok [he walks into the interrogation room] ME: i dont like the creme part of oreos D: jesus christ"
"A Cheerio just fell out of my bra, and suddenly I realize food gets more action than I do."
"Butt sex is a lot like spinach Even with butter, children don't like it."
"Guy comes home with a flower bouquet... ""Guess I'll have to spread my legs now"", says the wife. ""Why? Don't you have a vase?"" the husband replies."
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
"Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea? Because all proper tea is theft."