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Joke of the Day
"Everyone told me to follow the dreams So, I went back to bed"
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"Why did the salmon cross the road? To get to the front page"
"Doctor: I'm sorry to say but you have cancer and Alzheimer's. Patient: Well at least I don't have cancer. - Jackie Martling"
"My dog does back-flips when the Raiders kick a field goal....... my buddy asked me what he does when they score a touch-down and I told him I didn't know, I've only had him for 6 years."
"Supposedly a banana a day can help prevent colon cancer Doc forgot to mention you're supposed to eat them."
"What do you call a Mexican Girl with no legs? *cunts*-*way*-*low*"
"Hahahahah Wife: ""What are you doing?"" Husband : Nothing. Wife : ""Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."" Husband : ""I was looking for the expiration date."""
"What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party? He gets the cold shoulder."
"What do you call a german that does the exact opposite of what he says to do? A hypokrout."
"How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb? None, because chauvinists can't change anything."