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Joke of the Day
"A Cheerio just fell out of my bra, and suddenly I realize food gets more action than I do."
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"Because telescopes work using mirrors... We'll never know if there are any space vampires."
"Dear people with resolutions, Please bring all your unwanted.. bread, junk food, soda, drugs, and alcohol to my house. Thanks."
"What do you call a socialite stripper? a peeler of the community!"
"When Kelis sang about her milkshake bringing all the boys to the yard... ...do you suppose she was referring to her dairy-ere?"
"blonde joke Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes? it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!"
"My friends keep telling me to stop impersonating butter. But I can't. I'm on a roll now"
"what's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? attire."
"What does one chauvinist say to the other? There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!"
"A Jewish father and son are in their living room The son approaches his dad and asks ""Dad can I borrow $20?"" The Dad replies: ""Ten dollars? Son, why do you need five dollars?"""