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Joke of the Day

"COP: careful, this guy's insane DETECTIVE: ok [he walks into the interrogation room] ME: i dont like the creme part of oreos D: jesus christ"

"Did you know the pope really loves cats? He's a real catholic."

"So a baby seal walks into a club ........ ^^^that's ^^^it."

"My first ever degree... ...is in measuring angles!"

"I was trying to make my own joke on Mexicans... But everything I came up with was borderline childish."

"Your girlfriend is much prettier with her hair down. And by down' I mean over her face'."

"Detective: Where were you on the night- Me: Twitter Detective: Between the hour- Me: Twitter Detective: I wasn't fini- Me: Twitter"

"Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan? Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke."

"I really hate people who never have bread for breakfast... You can say I'm lack toast intolerant I'll ^see ^^myself ^^^out"

"What do you call a guy with two marijuanas? Double jointed."