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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea? Because all proper tea is theft."
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"I get out of awkward dinner party convos by telling people it's my first outing since the psychiatrist declared me unfit to stand trial"
"I like my women how I like my coffee, Without a penis."
"Huffington Post says all that passive aggressive behavior can harm your marriage. In other obvious news, water is wet and the sun is hot."
"How does a Trumpie become a smooth talker? Takes a laxative."
"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call her and tell her."
"On a scale from 1-10, how much do I love symmetry? 5"
"Yes Yes Yes !!! Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. ""Yes"" is the answer."
"Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth? A: Einstein's dick."
"I know some scientists who worked on LIGO. I am so glad to gravitate around people who make waves."