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Joke of the Day
"Facebook: Making relationship's look better then they actually are since 2005"
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"Can't trust em, y'all... http://imgur.com/gallery/OEtxUYb"
"It's so insulting when people think they need to explain simple things to me. I mean like, don't consume I'm dumb n shit, you know?"
"Me: *breathes* *gains weight*"
"I named my bathroom ""the Jim"" So I can tell my friends I go to the Jim everyday"
"Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost? He got lost in the maize."
"Miss Piggy was arrested for smoking weed. When the cops asked her what she was thinking she replied, ""Kermit said he wanted baked ham for Christmas."""
"Challenge Only a Genius can say these four words, Four times Really fast without getting Tongue twisted. Eye , Yum , Stew , Peed"
"What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common? They're both load-bearing"
"When I was younger, everyone used a wristwatch, but now everyone has a clock on their phone. How times have changed."