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"There was a pregnant woman.... She was in labor and the doctor said: 'It's labor day!'"
"I've never really got the point of herbs and seasoning... I just think it's a waste of thyme."
"What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"You know why /r/jokes doesn't allow pictures? thatsthejoke.jpg"
"do the people in Fiji know we pay 4 dollars for their tap water"
"ants what has 2 legs, and eats ants? Uncles"
"My rap name is Weapons of Mass Destruction because you go in thinking I'm going to destroy you but it turns out I've got absolutely nothing."
"Michelle Obama gave a great speech last night I can't wait to hear it again at the next Republican National Convention."
"What film do you get when you pull your pants down? Free Willy"