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Joke of the Day
"What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common? They're both load-bearing"
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"What's in a name? Mainly, letters that make sounds."
"What do you call a Black Jew? .....a menorah-tee."
"What does Elvis say when he gets an infection that standard antibiotics can't treat? MRSA!"
"What does Monica Lewinsky say to call her dog over? ""Come, spot!"""
"Advertisers: you can stop using ""it will change your life"" as a selling point. Cocaine, unemployment, and AIDS will also change your life."
"I don't have a drafts folder. My tweeting style is ""blender without the lid on""."
"Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication."
"When I was in college I had all these philosophical questions. Now I just want to know how these kids got toothpaste under the toilet seat."
"how can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit your wife's clothes. Yes, I know this isn't OC. Nothing on reddit is."