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Joke of the Day

"Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost? He got lost in the maize."

"A wizard walked into a gay bar and disappeared with a poof"

"Can you believe this guy watching porn on the bus over my shoulder?"

"You have some up dog on your shoe!! So I was in class one day and my friend turned to me and said, ""You have some up dog on your shoe"" ""What's up dog"" was my response. ""Not much bro, how about you!!!"""

"What do you call a jewish man? By his name"

"What do you call a really pompous person with high blood pressure? Hyperpretentious"

"The crazy thing about insurance is that the best case scenario is you've wasted a bunch of money."

"9 out of 10 dentists will agree to anything you want them to for 100 bucks."

"Small office joke My office is so small that when my feet are under my desk I trip people walking down the hall!"

"Why did the Donkey Vacuum sell so poorly? Because it sucked ass."