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Joke of the Day

"Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost? He got lost in the maize."

"Did you hear the joke about Wiz Khalifa and Charlie Puth? I guess I'll tell you all about it when I see you again."

"Why did the fish monger cross the road? Just for the halibut."

"When John Wayne died, he had 40 pounds of fecal matter in his intestines. It sounds like a lot of shit, but it's true."

"What's Jared's favorite Subway bread? Italian Herbs and Child Pornography."

"Chicken to turkey: ""Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You're lucky with us it's any Sunday."""

"What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer? Shoes wisely"

"Q) What's worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!"

"Is it just me, or are birds really popular lately? I know several people who are having ""superb owl"" parties next month"

"Why didn't the elephant eat the banana?"