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Joke of the Day

"Challenge Only a Genius can say these four words, Four times Really fast without getting Tongue twisted. Eye , Yum , Stew , Peed"

"What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left the farm? Bison"

"When a man falls off a boat you yell ""man over board!"" What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat? Full speed ahead"

"I cut my little finger today... ... because I didn't like the way it looked."

"How do you call a lesbian's pussy? The no man's land. (From me, but that's an easy one, so someone must have come up with it before. But as a frenchman, I'm pretty proud of it.)"

"If you ever go skydiving and your parachute doesn't open don't worry You have the rest of your life to fix it"

"Whats the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."

"My son told me all females have nice butts in yoga pants, so I took him to Walmart so he could see the error of his thoughts."

"How do you get Reddit to go ape-shit? Tell a domestic violence joke."

"How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon? He was second to Nun."