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Joke of the Day
"Had my autobiography published last year and haven't sold one copy.... Story of my life."
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"What is the opposite of paranoia? Thinking you are following someone."
"Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them."
"I was about to sleep with a blind girl when she said, ""You have the biggest penis I've ever laid my hands on""... I responded, ""You're pulling my leg."""
"My Shake Weight came in the mail today! Boy, was that a mess."
"You know it wasn't always called club penguin. The original name was club seals, not sure why they changed it."
"Ever notice that after you and some friends order a pizza the only conversation you have is ""where the hell is the pizza?"""
"What is Apple's favorite song? ""Hit the Road Jack"""
"the homeless woman I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."
"What kind of dog did Jesus own a holy shih-tzu"