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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them."

"What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches? Extra virgin oil"

"How do you bury a pothead? Coughin'"

"I just took a huge shot It was quite a vowel movement!"

"I'd love a video montage of every single time I've walked into a room and forgotten why I'm in there."

"You can't break an electric toothbrush If it stops working, it becomes a toothbrush."

"Are you a solution of bismuth technetium hydride with a pH of 14? Because you're one basic BiTcH"

"A truck with the slogan ""We always go the extra mile"" took the last parking spot so I wrote on it ""because we missed the exit"" as a revenge."

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."

"[The Price Is Right] Bob Barker: what do you think the price of this washing machine is Me:*lips firmly pressed to mic* Right"