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Joke of the Day

"I was about to sleep with a blind girl when she said, ""You have the biggest penis I've ever laid my hands on""... I responded, ""You're pulling my leg."""

"I hate pedophiles. Those guys are fucking immature assholes."

"When your 3yo spits a chewed up wad of cheese into your hand and you're like ""where did you find this, I didn't give you any cheese today?"""

"Ever had sex while camping? It's intents."

"Why did the dumb girl have a painfull bellybutton? Her boyfriend isn't the smartest one either."

"What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center? Two large plains."

"The best way to tell if a movie character is depressed is if there are a bunch of open chinese food containers sitting around"

"Two men walks into a bar Knock, knock"

"What do Brooklyn and pantyhose have in common? Flatbush."

"My favourite position in bed...... The side nearest the socket so i can play with my phone while it's charging"