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Joke of the Day
"My Shake Weight came in the mail today! Boy, was that a mess."
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"If you use your alarm to look for your car in a parking lot someone will eventually help you find it by yelling ""It's over here you idiot!"""
"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb? (It's not >9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE"
"A scientific study recently discovered that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy They're Bashful, Dopey, Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and Doc"
"what did the gay sperm say to his compatriot? ""HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND OUR WAY THROUGH THIS SHIT?"""
"You know what I hate about fashion designers? They are so clothes-minded."
"Me: let's go this way. Shopping cart: no."
"Son: Are you eating pie for breakfast? Me (eating pie): No. Fruit casserole. Want some? Son: NO. I hate casserole. Me (whispers): I know..."
"what's the difference between a black man and a box of donuts? One of them's already full of holes before the cops see them."
"Why did god invent patchouli? So blind people can hate hippies too."