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Joke of the Day

"You know it wasn't always called club penguin. The original name was club seals, not sure why they changed it."

"What did the sailor say about Pirates of the Caribbean It's see-worthy"

"Who invented rhetorical questions? How should I know?"

"Life is a comedy for those who think, but a tragedy for those who feel."

"Friend: are you ready for our hike? Me: *filling my camelback with french onion soup* just about"

"Just tested the structural integrity of a door frame with my face. It's pretty solid."

"Okay to tell dead Steve Jobs jokes now? What's the difference between cancer and the middle class? At least cancer got Jobs."

"Why did the chicken not cross the road? to not get to the other side."

"Jack Daniels couldn't be here today, But he's here in spirit."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe? A: A melon collie."