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Joke of the Day
"The 'S' should be silent in Scrapbooking."
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"Have you ever seen Ray Chales Wife? Neither has he."
"I hope my husband never gets Alzheimer's but if he does, I imagine my favorite part will be saying ""I gave you one yesterday."""
"Let's all smash our hands together repeatedly to indicate that we enjoyed that thing."
"I went to the doctor because my hearing problem The doctor said 'Can you describe the symptoms?' I said 'Yeah, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair'"
"""No thanks, I filled up on breadsticks."" - Eve to the Serpent in the Olive Garden of Eden"
"This afternoon I just relaxed on the couch and masturbated. The psychiatrist took a lot of notes."
"NSFW, What did Hitler say to the black Jew? GET TO THE BACK OF THE OVEN!"
"""Look at me! I'm a ninja!"" - 4yo not getting the whole ninja concept yet."
"*wife spends all morning convincing son not to be afraid of the dentist* ""Dad are you coming too?"" Hell no dentists scare the shit out of me"