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Joke of the Day

"I went to the doctor because my hearing problem The doctor said 'Can you describe the symptoms?' I said 'Yeah, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair'"

"Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her."

"Toy Story (1995) - A influential local leader harasses an immigrant who is struggling to adapt to local customs."

"Why people don't offer chair to Sean Connery when he comes? Because he shits on it."

"I'm writing a song about milking a cow. It's all quarter notes."

"People are like, ""How cute! Your dog looks just like you!"" I'm like, ""That's my son."""

"Did you hear the one about the man who let a firework off on top of his head? He went out with a bang."

"A mosquito walks into gang territory looking for blood... All he finds are cripz."

"heres a joke your life"

"You hear about the guy who got lost in Africa? He didn't know where Togo."