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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever seen Ray Chales Wife? Neither has he."
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"I stole a friend's phone today and set it so it will autocorrect ""I've"" to ""me've"" and me'm really excited about it."
"Kanye West walks into a bar. But he is as broke as this joke so he goes thirsty."
"What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos? Japotle."
"So North Korea's Kim Jong-Un executes it's defense chief with an anti-aircraft gun. I bet he took a lot of flak for that."
"What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)"
"Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa? Too many Cheetahs."
"What do you say to your laces to make them go away? Shoo laces"
"Want to Hulu and chill? There's like 90 seconds of ads so you won't miss any of the show."
"If at first you don't succeed, you're assembling furniture from IKEA."