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Joke of the Day

"If a gym has 75 treadmills, 1 is being used, what do you do? You go home because it's your favorite one being used Math is easy"

"Good news, you survived the horrific car crash. Sadly we couldn't find the other guy's arms but we managed to reattach all four of yours"

"Question for Waitresses who have served a Mohel... ...Did they leave a tip?"

"*When You Don't Know the Right Answer* What is OHM's Law? Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law."

"DOG 911: What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it? DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME??"

"I wanted to start my vegan diet but apparently cannibalism is frowned upon."

"Damn girl are you a humpback whale? Because you're very deep."

"I was thinking about you today... Just wondering where I'm going to hide your body."

"I told my friend about the Muslim slave trade the other day... ""Dubai?"" He asked ""Yes, and sell"" I replied."

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon."