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Joke of the Day

"If a gym has 75 treadmills, 1 is being used, what do you do? You go home because it's your favorite one being used Math is easy"

"What's the difference between an immigrant & a book? One of them has papers."

"What do you call a fake noodle? An Im-pasta"

"It's not fair that lab animals get to test all those nice cosmetics while I'm stuck using the cheap stuff."

"Whoever invented grass must be a billionaire that stuff is everywhere"

"What do you call a pessimistic cupcake? A Little Debbie downer."

"I want to congratulate every couple that has gotten to the stage in their relationship where they just stare at each other in disgust."

"What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large."

"It comes too early. Premature ejaculation is just like the punchline of this joke."

"Still laughing about that time my grandmother said God told her to put my grandfather in an asylum because he was hearing voices in his head"