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Joke of the Day

"Apple made an app for their watch, called i-Bro, which lets you connect to all your homies Feminists were upset they didn't name an app similarly for women."

"How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music? He listens to his old music."

"How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb? One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner."

"""It helps knowing that everyone else will die with me if we crash."" ~my 11yo on why she's not afraid to fly unaccompanied"

"[Halloween] Lady: what are you this this year? Me: *dressed as a phone battery meter* I'm at 10% and it's only 7pm. Lady: *faints*"

"I love when you're choking someone and they are all ""I can't breathe"", duh I'm choking you."

"I would make a sparrow joke... But they don't fly very well."

"I was given some financial good news today. The child I sponsored in Africa has been mauled to death by lions. for more sick jokes visit sickipedia.org."

"You have orgasms all the time. Even if you don't have sex, I know you masturbate. You're a liar if you say you don't. Sexy"

"A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house."