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Joke of the Day

"*When You Don't Know the Right Answer* What is OHM's Law? Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law."

"Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year? Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses."

"I got thrown out of the zoo today.... apparently you're not allowed to feed the ducks..... to the alligators........"

"I bet there is already someone who's put their number of twitter followers on a college application."

"When a person says a book is so good they can't put it down, but yet, are not holding that book. This is why I have trust issues."

"Idea: ""Celebrity Price Is Right"" where Gwyneth Paltrow guesses that loaves of bread cost $460"

"What are the two oldest animals on Earth? The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white."

"An assistant to a company's offices in Karnataka found the title on his business card embarrassingly abbreviated. ""Mysore Ass."""

"What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can reason with the terrorist!"

"LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT = Laughing my ass off so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco."