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Joke of the Day
"I was thinking about you today... Just wondering where I'm going to hide your body."
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"*tries to turn on TV* TV: I have a boyfriend"
"So won't Surreal Slim Shady please stand up, please stand dOwN, please RIDE A TRICYCLE THROUGH A DENTISTS WAITING ROOM DRESSED AS A PENGUIN"
"Words cannot describe how cute you are... but numbers can tho, you're a 3/10"
"Want to know how to make tons of people mad real fast? your about to now how."
"4 women were working quietly on a project that's it"
"How do you sink the Polish navy? Put it in water"
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"Did you hear about the 3 holes in the ground? Well, well, well."
"I'm trying my best to give up using sexual innuendos.... But it's SO hard."