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Joke of the Day

"Damn girl are you a humpback whale? Because you're very deep."

"There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't."

"You should never trust a Scottish tailor. It'll get you kilt."

"Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion? Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion."

"I surveyed 100 women & asked which shampoo did they use when showering. 99 of them said, 'HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE'."

"if you can't handle me at my worst is there another preferably more affordable therapist you can refer me to"

"""People should never again say that if they had a time machine, they'd go back & stop Hitler. Because we now know nobody would."" - my kid"

"Yo mama is so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill."

"Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers? Because they make it here."

"Did you hear about the dog who had sleep apnea? He had to get a C-PUP machine."