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Joke of the Day

"A few days ago i saw an amazing magician... When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others."

"An economist was given the choice between participating in a marathon and just a quick race. He preferred the long run over the short run."

"What do you call a Hispanic midget? Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese."

"If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened."

"I fucked a sarcastic girl. She loved it."

"I like my women they way I like my wine 15 years old and locked in the basement."

"The difference between your husband and your Netflix account is, over time, your Netflix account learns what you like."

"Want to hear a joke? Ok How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints"

"Solving constipation How do you solve constipation? Rape."

"Why was the testicle always in a bad mood? Because his brother is a nut and his two closest friends are a dick and an asshole."