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Joke of the Day

"A few days ago i saw an amazing magician... When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others."

"Charlie Brown decided to wear transparent pants one day... ...and when Lucy saw him she said ""I always thought you were a blockhead, Charlie Brown, but now I can plainly see your nuts."""

"I've replaced my friends insulin with heroin. This is the most expensive prank I've ever done but it's ok, I'll rob him when he's dead."

"Facebook account for sale, friends included."

"""Ma'am, are you aware that you were going 92 in a 55? I'm gonna need you to step out of the car."" ""Um, I have a boyfriend."""

"Do you know why Jesus doesn't play hockey? Because he always get nailed into the boards."

"How did one Brain apologise to the other? I'm cerebro"

"Two men were arguing when one goes: 'Come at me, you wanna fight? You can bring all your friends vs me'..... ... And then I'll beat up the BOTH of you."

"Which band does rockclimbers listen to ? Rolling Stones"

"How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !"