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Joke of the Day
"What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor? Gone fission"
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"How did the clock get cancer? Second-hand smoke!"
"Hey, Johns, your parents thought about your name for about half a second."
"The New York Post publishes rumours about Dwayne Johnson. He sues for defamation and wins. Rock beats paper. And the crowd goes wild."
"What is the best thing to take when you're run over? The number of the car that hit you."
"I married a dog. My wife is a bitch."
"Teen girl in mirror ""I look like death!"" [Meanwhile in Hell] Death scoffs & flips his hair ""Yeah, as if"""
"Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking? A moo'd specialist."
"Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill."
"Man who farts in church... ... sits in own pew"