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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a girl with two black eyes.. nothin! You already told her twice"
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"I posted a joke about ISIS killing themselves with their own bombs You can view it @ http://puu.sh/j83On/f79d53bf57.png"
"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms."
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"How do people in the movies dig 6-foot deep graves with a shovel? I got tired digging a hole to plant a bush"
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"A Joke walks into a bar And everyone laughs!"
"The thing about penis jokes is.. they tend to grow on you."
"I see your swag and I raise you a high school education."