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Joke of the Day

"How do people in the movies dig 6-foot deep graves with a shovel? I got tired digging a hole to plant a bush"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ? Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !"

"In the old days, folks used to say ""tisk, tisk"" to shame others Now social media connects us to millions, and allows us to multi-tisk."

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."

"what did they call the disc jockey who kept playing the same songs again and again? DJ Vu"

"I'll take an ice cream sandwich please. You know what? I'm trying to be healthy, can you change that to an ice cream salad instead? Thanks"

"2 condoms walk past a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Hey, wanna go get shit faced?"""

"I like my women like the World Trade Centers Tall, hot, and going down"

"We're gonna break the Twitter on Mother's Day with Your Mom jokes, aren't we?"