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Joke of the Day
"Putin Sends New Year's Message of Peace To Obama Inside a pipe bomb."
Next Joke
"ISLAM is religion of peace?? a piece of you here, a piece of you there, just a lot of pieces of your body flying"
"How did hipster kid hurt himself? He touched the stove before it was cool..."
"A few years back I used to write jokes. I spent ages trying to make a boxing joke. I just couldn't come up with a punch line"
"""Doctor, how bad is it?"" ""I mean, you're just not a great singer. I don't know why you needed a doctor to confirm for you, but there it is."""
"What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee? Urine trouble!"
"Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest? They're always eager for more on their pate."
"""Oh no I left the easy bake oven on"" *runs home* *house is filled with tiny cakes*"
"My daughter just lost her first tooth! That'll teach her to talk back."
"I used to hate facial hair... but then it grew on me."