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Joke of the Day
"What eats everything? An Om-nomnivore"
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"so what if I can't spell Armageddon.. .. it's not the end of the world."
"Drunkenly changed my voicemail to ""if you like cheese, press 2. Para Spanish, press cheese. To hear more cheeses, say goooo-DA"""
"Sorry I tweeted before texting you back. Sorry I opened your Snapchat but didn't respond. Sorry these are things we actually worry about now"
"What do you call a robotic priest? The Sermonator."
"What's the difference between a redneck, and a SJW? A redneck's trigger actually does something"
"[NSFW] Why was the Pedophile depressed? Because he couldn't fit in"
"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Spaniard walk into a bar.. The Icelander couldn't come because he was still at the European Cup"
"So how was the tourettes convention? SHIT"
"What makes eggs so athletic? They go ovary and above."