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Joke of the Day

"I posted a joke about ISIS killing themselves with their own bombs You can view it @ http://puu.sh/j83On/f79d53bf57.png"

"i want to make my racing snail like turbo snail"

"Bathroom joke What's the difference between sanctuary and prison? Toilet paper."

"What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree? The pizza can feed a family of four."

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they."

"What did the aorta say to the inferior vena cava Your so vain"

"What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license? Homeless."

"This one's a classic from my childhood: Say the letter ""X"" ten times fast. \\_()_/ "

"As new head of Westboro Baptist Church, I'm expanding who God hates. To start: delivery guys, vegetarians, and people who do Sudoku."

"What have Disney and the U.K. got in common? Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people"