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Joke of the Day

"What's the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he's bigger than me !"

"I bet you want to hear a ghost joke right? Thats the spirit."

"Is knowing of collapse of supermarket in Latvia? Is sad but now has five more potato for all of Latvia."

"Just realized why my Grandpa called his sideburns thigh ticklers Excuse me guys while I go walk in front of a bus"

"I thought I saw someone I knew putting up Rick Santorum posters but I couldn't get a propaganda at him."

"a self-checkout line with 0 mirrors what a joke"

"What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? I can't gargle sand."

"Yo mama so fat She's a reddit admin"

"I have 6 locks on my door. When I leave, I lock 3. So no matter how long somebody tries to pick the locks, they are always locking 3. Suckas"

"I bought a guide on the internet on how to be a thief 3 months ago I Haven't received it yet.."