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Joke of the Day

"Me: Do you like the new ceiling fan? Her: Yeah, but the fan light is really dull. Fan light: Ok wow like I'm right here"

"What is the official bird of love? The Swallow."

"Mean jokes are like children with cancer. They never grow old."

"How do you circumsise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin."

"me: wanna see my cat's shed? friend: lots of cats shed. why would-- [my cat enters wearing a tool belt] cat: show him the gazebo, too"

"When you watch the movie Titanic, it's just the Anic. Because they edit the tits out."

"There are two types of people in this world. Those that need closure."

"What mental disorder did the serial killer who stabbed his victim 23 times have? OCD."

"Cat: Grrrrrplukk...Grrrrrplukk...Grrrrrplukk...Grrrrrplukk... [ *Coughs up hairball* ] Dog: You gonna eat that?"

"TIL ISIS is a global Bloods vs. Crips. Title"