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Joke of the Day
"Always keep an axe by the front door so I can give the other Jehovah something awesome to witness."
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"You can teach a man to lead a fish to water but you can't make him drink a horse"
"What's the difference between very large building and pigeon? just one 's'. One is skyscraper and the other one is skycraper."
"What do you call a duck that likes to steal? A Robber Ducky!"
"Being half German and half Jewish has its problems... Every time I walk by an oven I want to push myself in."
"What do you call a nun lost in the woods? A Roamin Catholic."
"What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant? Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York."
"Why cant Ray Charles see his friends? Because he's ~~Blind~~ Married"
"Sex is like chess You gotta know in which position to put the queen"
"What did the Native American pornstar call himself? Spread Eagle"