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Joke of the Day

"[Pulled over] Sir do you know how fast you were going? MY DOG IS IN LABOR! Oh! In that case *scribbles* Here is a ticket for littering."

"Is anyone here named Jeff? Jeff: Yes. Jeoff: Yeos."

"I got lit with my Tibetan friend once Once."

"Petition to get Bruno Mars to change his middle name to ""there's water on"""

"A short but funny joke your dick"

"Jesus is really mad at me, and I don't know why. I even said have a good friday!"

"I like my girl like I like... Reddit Unexpectedly down on me!"

"In my spare time I like to.... Comment the funniest thing, it doesn't have to be true"

"If Trump played Pokemon Go He'd probably catch'em all and transfer them away."

"so an athlete tries doping for the first time for not getting caught, he runs slow."