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Joke of the Day
"Hey vegans. Making a salad is not ""cooking"". Making a salad is ""assembling""."
Next Joke
"Cop: Lets go, boys, no meth in this house. *zoom to fish tank* Fish 1: *nods* Fish 2: [taps on pirate ship] Resume cooking, Lenny. *bubbles*"
"Why do people live soda? Because it's sodalicious."
"Just got back from bowling... But I'll spare you the details."
"Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""
"Why did the vampire consider himself a good artist? He liked to draw blood!"
"Why is Darth Vader black? Because he left his son."
"A man was arrested for publicly exposing himself to the ""wrong person,"" which implies somewhere out there the right person is waiting."
"Men simply like to adjust their junk, it's not pocket science."
"I came up with this when I was three years old. What do you call an egg that's scared? A chicken egg."