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Joke of the Day
"Why did the vampire consider himself a good artist? He liked to draw blood!"
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"Golfer: ""I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."" Caddy: ""Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."""
"What did the number 0 say to the number 8? Nice belt. :)"
"Throw stones at people who live in glass houses. They won't throw them back because they've been told their whole life that they shouldn't."
"Magic Q: What does ""Magic"" stand for in Ervin ""Magic"" Johnsons' name? A: **M**y **A**ss **G**ot **I**nfected **C**oach!"
"I found out about you from my last nightmare."
"Me: Shot through the heart 911: What is your location? Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon? Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up"
"Why are ducks funny? Cause they be quacking jokes"
"Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children? Because his nuts were in his neck!"
"Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers."