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Joke of the Day

"Just got back from bowling... But I'll spare you the details."

"I real reason I'm single I have a tiny penis."

"Sext: You are a butterfly. I am a caterpillar. Surprise twist, I am Chris Hansen in a caterpillar suit. You are under arrest."

"""How do you like your eggs?"" ""I like 'em just fine"""

"Two buddies just got home from working out at the gym... Guy 1: ""Dude, were out of protein powder!"" Guy 2: ""No Whey!"""

"Cinderella taught girls that it's ok if a guy has no idea what you look like as long as he's a prince."

"Please put your drama in a joke format so I can understand it."

"Good Night, Sleep Tight, Don't let Mike Tyson bite."

"What do you call a drug dealer in a strip club A hardened criminal"

"What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre."