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Joke of the Day
"Today I got a job offer as a Mexican child kidnapper... ...Gracias, pero no pedo."
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"I discriminate against people who lose digits on their feet to frostbite. I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant."
"What did the snail say when he rode a turtle? Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out."
"My mother is the strongest woman I know. You should see how far she could throw a shoe."
"My favorite ""yo momma"" joke from the 2000s Yo momma so fat she takes up TWO Myspaces. And her top 8 are all sandwiches."
"What's the worst part about being a black jew You have to stand in the back of the oven"
"I hate all these PI days jokes They go on forever."
"Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it's being shoved into an oven"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss."
"It must be hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest. I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet."