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Joke of the Day
"Bicycling must be a really popular hobby in Detroit I saw this black kid, and he had 7 bikes."
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"""Bro, rumor has it ur dads emo now"" ""Emo? Nah yo, EMU"" ""Im confused.."" *A massive bird moonwalks in w/ a #1 Dad shirt* ""Hi confused, Im Dad"""
"Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's fucking dead."
"I told my friend I made $600 a month selling dog shit He said: ""That's gross!"" I said: ""No, that's net."""
"What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor? 21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH *thump* 1st floor goes: *thump* AHHHHHHHHHH"
"What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Very, very hungry."
"When geese fly in a ""V"" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side."
"Lol (sorry for my bad english)"
"What's Nigel Thornberry's favorite band? The Smashing Pumpkins."
"What's the difference between a collection and an addiction? I don't have an alcohol collection."